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The owner of a 17th Century manor house called the police after an upper-class masked ball turned into an orgy.

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The owner of a 17th Century manor house called the police after an upper-class masked ball turned into an orgy.

The guests then started kissing and a mass orgy ensued with couples having sex "everywhere".

Halswell House owner Grahame Bond, a multi-millionaire estate agent, was forced to send some of his teenage staff home because of the explicit activities.

He called the police but was told officers were powerless to intervene because it was on a private dwelling between consenting adults.

It later emerged that the party had been organised by a Dutch events company which specialises in sexy 'adults-only' parties.

Mr Bond, 45, who brought the property for £1.94 million in 2004, said the evening suddenly turned into an orgy "as if a switch had been flicked on".

He said: "The party started normally and it all seemed pretty harmless - people were drinking but everyone was very well behaved and pleasant.

"The whole group were dressed in these great costumes and it looked exactly like something out of Eyes Wide Shut.

"But then one of the organisers announced: 'The moment has come. The spell has begun' and everyone began kissing and having sex.

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{"commentId":8246132,"authorDomain":"upswing"}

Stealth swingers' parties -- a new and intriguing concept...

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  • 4 votes
Reply#1 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:53 AM EDT
{"commentId":8246450,"authorDomain":"MikeTX"}

Hmm...I am sure my invitation must have been lost in the mail >.>

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#1.1 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:07 AM EDT
{"commentId":8246554,"authorDomain":"upswing"}

Mike, TX:

Hmm...I am sure my invitation must have been lost in the mail >.>

Or in the "male"?

So ... How do you look in fishnet stockings and whiskers..?

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#1.2 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:13 AM EDT
{"commentId":8248581,"authorDomain":"vismajor"}

Those Brits keep a stiff upper lip

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#1.3 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:49 PM EDT
{"commentId":8248651,"authorDomain":"rainkiss"}

Stiff something, apparently. /cough

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#1.4 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:53 PM EDT
{"commentId":8249254,"authorDomain":"upswing"}

Rainkiss:

Stiff something, apparently. /cough

Now, now ... ;-)

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#1.5 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:29 PM EDT
{"commentId":8249432,"authorDomain":"keggerlord-1"}

I'm having a "hard" time with that joke.

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#1.6 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:40 PM EDT
{"commentId":8249498,"authorDomain":"rainkiss"}
Now, now ... ;-)

Yeah, like I haven't heard THAT before...

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    #1.7 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:43 PM EDT
    {"commentId":8249534,"authorDomain":"upswing"}

    Jay Keggerlord:

    I'm having a "hard" time with that joke.

    :-P

    That's because you're obviously a fine upstanding young fellow.

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    #1.8 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
    {"commentId":8251660,"authorDomain":"keggerlord-1"}

    That might be a hard one to, errrr, swallow, upswing. ;)

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    • 1 vote
    #1.9 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:45 PM EDT
    {"commentId":8253482,"authorDomain":"upswing"}

    Jay Keggerford:

    That might be a hard one to, errrr, swallow, upswing. ;)

    Okay. Okay. You win!

    ICK!!!!

    :-p

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      #1.10 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:29 PM EDT
      {"commentId":8253809,"authorDomain":"cavicore"}
      Hmm...I am sure my invitation must have been lost in the mail >.>

      You can always "orgy crash"

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        #1.11 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:53 PM EDT
        {"commentId":8261744,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}
        You can always "orgy crash"

        Just bust in butt-nakie, huh, that doesn't sound too bad

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          #1.12 - Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:52 AM EDT
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          {"commentId":8246496,"authorDomain":"bwana1961"}

          This was one of the events put on by the Bohemien Grove Elitist Sickos

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          • 3 votes
          Reply#2 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:10 AM EDT
          {"commentId":8246663,"authorDomain":"upswing"}

          bwana:

          This was one of the events put on by the Bohemien Grove Elitist Sickos

          LOL!

          I think the entrance fee for the Bohemian Grove shindig might be a little bit higher ...

          Although, thinking about having carnal relations with Henry Kissinger, GHW Bush, David Gergen etc ... Do you think they should pay US to show up?

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          #2.1 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:17 AM EDT
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          {"commentId":8246861,"authorDomain":"sionxxii"}

          Fidelio?

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            Reply#3 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:25 AM EDT
            {"commentId":8247105,"authorDomain":"upswing"}

            Tyler Durden:

            Fidelio?

            Just looked this up ... Give it a shot. You never know. It might work. ;-)

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              #3.1 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:37 AM EDT
              {"commentId":8248157,"authorDomain":"sionxxii"}

              Larfff...

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                #3.2 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:27 PM EDT
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                {"commentId":8248491,"authorDomain":"stevg-144"}

                I've always heard of a period piece, but i didnt know that is what it was.

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                • 1 vote
                Reply#4 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:44 PM EDT
                {"commentId":8248517,"authorDomain":"rainkiss"}

                Ah... The house was rented, I get it. Sounds like he needs to rewrite his rental contracts.

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                  Reply#5 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:46 PM EDT
                  {"commentId":8248776,"authorDomain":"agio"}

                  I just hope they don't stick him with the cleaning costs. Some stains are hard to get out of the sofa cushions.

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                    Reply#6 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:00 PM EDT
                    {"commentId":8249270,"authorDomain":"upswing"}

                    agio:

                    I just hope they don't stick him with the cleaning costs. Some stains are hard to get out of the sofa cushions.

                    Like wine and coffee and such..?

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                      #6.1 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:31 PM EDT
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                      {"commentId":8248875,"authorDomain":"ericbfuller1957"}

                      Any Republicans involved? Sounds like something up thier alley.

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                        Reply#7 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:05 PM EDT
                        {"commentId":8248971,"authorDomain":"cynthia-k-may"}

                        You've clearly forgotten about dear Bill and his Monica flavoured cigar fetish. ;-)

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                        #7.1 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:11 PM EDT
                        {"commentId":8254110,"authorDomain":"Fulcrum"}
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                        {"commentId":8258053,"authorDomain":"freebirdsfine"}

                        we won't know will we, unless some savy 'journalist' comes up with some name!

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                          #7.4 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:35 PM EDT
                          {"commentId":8258102,"authorDomain":"upswing"}

                          Tom #7.3

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                          #7.5 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:40 PM EDT
                          {"commentId":8258133,"authorDomain":"upswing"}

                          Fulcrum:

                          #7.2

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                          Off topic/Offensive

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                          #7.6 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:43 PM EDT
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                            #7.7 - Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:56 AM EDT
                            {"commentId":8258878,"authorDomain":"upswing"}

                            Fulcrum:

                            Thanks for the link. Gotta love that music served raw ... :-)

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                              #7.8 - Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:13 AM EDT
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                              {"commentId":8248965,"authorDomain":"cynthia-k-may"}

                              This NEVER happens at my parties. I clearly am not inviting the right people! ;-)

                              And didn't Mr. Bond notice the condom shaped party favors at the door? That should have been a clue.

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                              • 3 votes
                              Reply#8 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:10 PM EDT
                              {"commentId":8261840,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}
                              This NEVER happens at my parties.

                              I wonder how it got started? I'd be that guy at my next party!

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                                #8.1 - Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:57 AM EDT
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                                {"commentId":8249366,"authorDomain":"upswing"}

                                ThaiM:

                                This NEVER happens at my parties. I clearly am not inviting the right people! ;-)

                                Maybe you should start inviting the "wrong" people... =:-o !

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                                Reply#9 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:36 PM EDT
                                {"commentId":8250229,"authorDomain":"marcv-1"}

                                I always miss all the fun!

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                                Reply#10 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:26 PM EDT
                                {"commentId":8251443,"authorDomain":"snotfag-dave"}
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                                {"commentId":8251531,"authorDomain":"vaca50"}

                                This article is a testament to the power of good champagne. Beer makes you think it, wine makes you want it, champagne makes you do it! :)

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                                  Reply#12 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:38 PM EDT
                                  {"commentId":8253502,"authorDomain":"upswing"}

                                  Krankee:

                                  This article is a testament to the power of good champagne. Beer makes you think it, wine makes you want it, champagne makes you do it! :)

                                  LOL!!

                                  Excellent!

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                                    #12.1 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:31 PM EDT
                                    {"commentId":8261881,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}
                                    Beer makes you think it, wine makes you want it, champagne makes you do it! :)

                                    I don't wanna know what whiskey does to you

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                                      #12.2 - Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:00 AM EDT
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                                      {"commentId":8254589,"authorDomain":"freebirdsfine"}

                                      with the onset of the 'gilded age' and all that that taught this crowd........and given our penchant for turning away from unseemly sights, like homelessness (legislation keeps them in check) maybe we can say we have truely entered the age of government sponsored and/or supported outright decadence........ which means this decade needs a spiffy label!

                                      of course, decade might not be long enough............

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                                      Reply#13 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:53 PM EDT
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